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1	A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to... - A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices...Read the whole joke	7
2	A guy walks into an elevator and stands next... - A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to he...Read the whole joke	6
3	A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger... - A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods an...Read the whole joke	6
4	A guy's fingering his girlfriend... - A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, ...Read the whole joke	7
5	A horny young man went to a brothel... - A horny young man went to a brothel... The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. T...Read the whole joke	6
6	A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding... - A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do...Read the whole joke	5
7	A husband and wife were out playing golf... - A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive...Read the whole joke	9
8	A husky foreigner, looking for sex... - A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed ...Read the whole joke	9
9	A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson... - A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. Afte...Read the whole joke	6
10	A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower... - A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots hi...Read the whole joke	5
11	A Long Chocolate Fallus Story - My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before the...Read the whole joke	9
12	A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South... - A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck...Read the whole joke	9
13	A man and a woman are sitting next to each other... - A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman a...Read the whole joke	4
14	A man comes to a doctor and... - A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I...Read the whole joke	6
15	A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room... - A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone,...Read the whole joke	6
16	A man goes to the doctor with a long history of... - A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the doctor does his history ...Read the whole joke	13
17	A man is driving down the freeway... - A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here". So obvi...Read the whole joke	5
18	A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar... - A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?...Read the whole joke	6
19	A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor... - A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."T...Read the whole joke	9
20	A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom... - A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The ph...Read the whole joke	9
21	A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin... - A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...Read the whole joke	7
22	A man, being on top of a woman... - A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis ...Read the whole joke	8
23	A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy... - A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off...Read the whole joke	11
24	A mother-daughter conversation - A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter...Read the whole joke	5
25	A naive young girl goes into the doctors office. - A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a ...Read the whole joke	9