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Parent jokes - 24119
- Why are parents boring?
Because they're
groan-ups....Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 2 |
Parent jokes - 24120
- What didn't Adam and Eve have that
everyone else has?
Parents....Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 3 |
Parent jokes - 24121
- We spend the first twelve months of our
children's lives
teaching them to walk and talk, and the...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 4 |
Parent jokes - 24122
- When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he
let
out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburs...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 5 |
Parent jokes - 24123
- NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and
two days later sent him home with a ransom note. ...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 6 |
Parent jokes - 24124
- Tad looked up from the book on ancient history
he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 7 |
Parent jokes - 24125
- Son: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If
you'd put things away, you'd know where to find
them....Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 8 |
Parent jokes - 24126
- "Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"
asked Rupert.
"Okay," replied his father, "but d...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 9 |
Parent jokes - 24127
- Father:
Don't you think our son gets his
brains from me?
Mother: Probably, dear. I still have ...Read the whole joke |
10 |
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| 10 |
Parent jokes - 24128
- Young Bobby was
being fitted for glasses,
and his father, standing beside him, said,
"Now, rem...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 11 |
Parent jokes - 24129
- "Papa, who was Hamlet?"
"You birdbrain!
Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he
was."...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
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Parent jokes - 24130
- "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of
course, but I think
margarine is just as good."...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
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Parent jokes - 24131
- "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked
Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow read...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
Parent jokes - 24132
- Son:
What is an autobiography?
Father:
Er, the story of an automobile....Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 15 |
Parent jokes - 24133
- Talbot and his son James were
called to
Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom.
"Mr. Talbot," said the t...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 16 |
Parent jokes - 24134
- An irate father stormed into the principal's
office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my so...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 17 |
Parent jokes - 24135
- "What are you reading?" demanded
the father
of his seven-year-old.
"A story about a cow jump...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 18 |
Parent jokes - 24136
- At dinner, Seth said to his father,
"Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 19 |
Parent jokes - 24137
- Down at the
office Bostwick boasted to one
of his buddies,
"My son Arthur is smarter even tha...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 20 |
Parent jokes - 24138
- "Honey," said Mrs.
Beldon to her
husband,
"Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclop...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 21 |
Parent jokes - 24139
- "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions,"
said the father. "I'd like to know what would have ha...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 22 |
Parent jokes - 24140
- Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip
and asked her
husband,
"How did Greg do on h...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 23 |
Parent jokes - 24141
- "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?"
"Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too ...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 24 |
Parent jokes - 24142
- Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at
the dinner table when the boy
suddenly blurted out,...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 25 |
Parent jokes - 24143
- During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young
girl was perched on top of a house with a little bo...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |