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| 1 |
Beauty jokes - 17736
- "My
boyfriend says I look like a dishy
Italian!"said Miss Conceited.
''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 2 |
Beauty jokes - 17737
- A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
sweets.
The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ug...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 3 |
Beauty jokes - 17738
- Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in
his ...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 4 |
Beauty jokes - 17739
- Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 5 |
Beauty jokes - 17740
- Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
?
Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 6 |
Beauty jokes - 17741
- Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
pretty and wasn't ugly ?
She was pretty ugly...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 7 |
Beauty jokes - 17742
- She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 8 |
Beauty jokes - 17743
- Bill: My sister has lovely
long red hair
all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 9 |
Beauty jokes - 17744
- Julie had broken off her
engagement. Her
friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was l...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 10 |
Beauty jokes - 17745
- Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It d...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 11 |
Beauty jokes - 17746
- Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The
br...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 12 |
Beauty jokes - 17747
- I can't understand why people say my
girlfriend's legs look like
matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 13 |
Beauty jokes - 17748
- What did the really ugly man do for a living
?
He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 14 |
Beauty jokes - 17749
- I don't think these photographs
you've
taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 15 |
Beauty jokes - 17750
- Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 16 |
Beauty jokes - 17751
- My boyfriend thinks I'm
beautiful
Well
they do say that love is blind !...Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 17 |
Beauty jokes - 17752
- Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 18 |
Beauty jokes - 17753
- Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bed jokes - 16412
- Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed
buglars....Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bed jokes - 16413
- What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe....Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bed jokes - 16414
- What do you call a python with a great bedside
manner?
A snake charmer....Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bed jokes - 16415
- What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bed jokes - 16416
- Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider....Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bed jokes - 17754
- Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all ...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bed jokes - 17755
- Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks ...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |