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- Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden
have in common? A. They both look out their caves...Read the whole joke |
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- Q:
How many Survivors does it take to screw
in a light bulb? A: One to
start screwing it in an...Read the whole joke |
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- So the bus
driver said to the string, "Are
you a string?" and the string said,
"No, I'm afraid...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why couldn't the animals
on Noah's Ark
play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the
deck...Read the whole joke |
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- Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A.
All the house plants are
dead, but there's somethi...Read the whole joke |
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- Q. What did Snow white say when her photos
didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day ...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why did the haunted house not
like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What did the hat
say to the necktie? A:
You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How many
existentialists does it take to
screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw
it in ...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why did the
scientist install a knocker
on his door? A: To win the no-bell
prize....Read the whole joke |
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- The strong young man at the construction site
was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat ...Read the whole joke |
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- The world's most incredibly lazy man found
a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and g...Read the whole joke |
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- There was a man who entered a local paper's pun
contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the h...Read the whole joke |
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- Martin asked David, "In which
state does the
Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the ...Read the whole joke |
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- A man walks into a palm reader store and asks
the reader,
"Could you read my palm?" He shows his...Read the whole joke |
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- A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I...Read the whole joke |
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- A guy goes to a girl's house
for the first
time, and she shows him into the living room. She exc...Read the whole joke |
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- Do you believe in love at first sight or do I
have to walk by you
again?...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go
to? A:
Heck...Read the whole joke |
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- Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one
leg? A. Limp
biskit...Read the whole joke |
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- Do you know the difference between genius and
stupid? "Genius has its limits."...Read the whole joke |
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- What's the difference between
ignorance and
indifference? I don't know and I don't care!...Read the whole joke |
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- Why are
Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays....Read the whole joke |
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- Q. What did
dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New
Jersey...Read the whole joke |
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- Q. Have you heard the latest
scandal? A. Dr.
Pepper was drunk at a party....Read the whole joke |
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